Conversation With A Humble Salesman

“Hey. How are you doing today?”

“Good, I’m doing alright. How are you?”

“I’m doing great.”

“…how much is this?”

“Seventy-five cents.”

“Alright. Okay. Here.”

“How’s the weather?”

“Good, I think. But hot.”

“Ah. You know, in the winter, they complain it’s cold.”

“Mhm.”

“But it’s summer! Spring! And now they complain it’s hot.”

“Yeah, mhm.”

“But you know. It’s just nice to be alive.”

“Heyo, sir. How much the Snapple cost?”

“Two dollar, two dollar.”

“Aight, thanks sir!”

“…Thank you.”

“No problem, mami. Have a brilliant day.”

“You too.”

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