YOU KEEP SPAMMING SONGS
I SWEAR TO GOD, BRO
IT’S BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR WAAAAAAAY TOO LONG
IT’S TO THE POINT WHERE I FEEL LIKE I’M LEGIT STONED.
AND I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER TOUCHED DRUGS
LIKE EVER IN MY LIFE
MY MIND’S LIKE A LAWN OF MUGS.
DRWOSY AND TERRIBLE PUNS AND DEFINITELY NOT FINE.
LOOK. YOU CAN GO ON ABOUT MIND CONTROL
OR MANAGING YOUR HEAD AND YOUR VITRIOL
BUT HIGH-KEY? THIS SONG IS GETTING ON MY NERVES
IT’S LIKE WHEN A T-REX IN SHORTS DECIDES TO SERVE:
domineering and heavy and with no quiet roar.
if it existed, I would chuck my mind through the back door.
because this song is haunting me.
Oh my good golly glorious god please
have mercy upon my pathetic soul;
it’s like I’m kicking and hitting but missing the goal:
because everyday this sound plays and I feel so, so dumb:
Pamparam pam pam pamparaparam pam.
Jesus christ.
goodnight.

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