nick wilde

Please no more thirsting of the fox dude,
though he’s hot he’s kinda rude,
but I guess that makes him more attractive
somewhat mean and charismatic.

Y’all seriously need to touch some grass,
do your homework and go to class,
instead of thinking about this fictional guy
who’s literally a fox that can’t reach your thighs.

No judgement though. Not from me,
I’ll let you all simp and I’ll leave you be.
Just stop trending him every few months,
and maybe think about Judy for once…

Judy Hopps is a breath of fresh air,
Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss extraordinaire,
checks all the boxes and a superb protagonist,
smart and brave, a courageous analyst.
Y’all simping for the wrong furred friend
and it’s all useless, in the end
to trend mean men with no pretense.
Please consider the rabbit girl.
she’s very cool and underrated methinks
and please stop spreading nick wilde thirst art
onto my TL
please
i’m in pain

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