UNKNOWN NUMBER
Excuse me miss;
we are here to talk about
your recent deduction
of money from your
bank account. It is
worrying how you lost it
so quickly. We are reaching
out because our hand will
surely and safely hold yours
when you need it.

ME
U.N; thank you for your concern
but it is not needed. Were you not
told of why I spent the money?

UNKOWN NUMBER
Oh absolutely. We know;
we are here to offer you
our never ending support!
Do not worry, we have you
covered.

ME
His body is six feet under now.
Somewhere

UNKOWN NUMBER
Oh absolutely. We know

ME
He used to be kind
sometimes

UNKNOWN NUMBER
Oh absolutely. We know;

ME
Is it bad that I don’t
miss it?

UNKOWN NUMBER
Oh absolutely.
Did the hydrogen peroxide
cost a lot? Or the gloves
or maybe the dagger.
Or was it the grave?

ME
No

UNKOWN NUMBER
Then what did?

ME
I think you know

UNKNOWN NUMBER
Oh.
Absolutely.